The streets of Los Angeles are crawling with weirdos, hookers, peeping toms and also perverts. As well as this moment, they're wearing badges! Murray Langston, Linda Blair, Pat Paulsen, Billy Barty, Jaye P. Morgan, Andrew Dice Clay, Pat Morita, Kitten Natividad and The Unknown Comic lead an immoral all-star actors in this cult classic in the custom of AIRPLANE and cops ACADEMY, full of bizarre cops, gassy midgets, challenging lesbians, sick humor, gross tricks, gratuitous nakedness and even more!